Monday, 7 April 2014

Pick Up Lines

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
you can't spell unique without "u" "n" "i"
Baby whatever you’re serving you better give me double.
Hey girl I see that open space next to you, mind if I slytherin?
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind ALL day.
Are you a keyboard? Because whoa.. you're my type.
Are you an astronaut? 'Cuz you are out of this world.
Boy: I want to be a super hero. Guess what I want my name to be. Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman? Boy: No, Yourman
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